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To get in to the right frame of mind for reading this outstanding article you will need to clear your mind of beautiful people and the joy they bring. You will need to imagine you are lying in bed with the covers over your head, and that a certain smell which normally clears people from a room faster than you can say “pwoahh! Who did that?!” is actually quite beautiful. For visiting the web-site Uglyfugly.com is not for the faint-hearted. It is a terrifying test of endurance that could very well make a stereotypically beautiful person’s heart stop beating at once!

I know this because I am one—a stereotypically beautiful person, that is—and it almost killed me perusing this site. So consider me a national or world-hero. I have gone there and reviewed it so you don’t have to–unless you are not a stereotypically beautiful person, in which case you should be fine.

I don’t know what it is, but one look at this car-crash of a web-site just wasn’t enough to satisfy my morbidly morbid curiosity. I think I went back a second and a third time because I needed to make sure I really did see faces that ugly. It reminds me of watching Nightmare On Elm Street again: needing to see a second time to make sure I could see the prosthetics and fake blood–

Sadly, though, there is no fake anything to be found at Uglyfugly.com. All the people on here are, as far as my ugly-dar can tell, 100% real organic ugliness. And it’s not only just conventionally ugly people either, no, because that wouldn’t be enough, would it? No, on here you’ll find reinventions of Uglyness, mutilations that make Freddy Krueger look like Brad Pitt, and people so unconventionally ugly that after a while they become actually quite beautiful!

Finally, I need to relish in a new purchase. I have just bought the nicest newton running shoes that I have ever owned. Toronto Marathon, here I come!

Being attractive is more than just outer beauty. Beauty does have some control over being attractive, but so does how you present yourself. Below are some tips on how to become so attractive both inside and out that no guy will be able to resist you.

Starting with outer beauty, it is important that you mind your appearance. Be sure to wear clothes that fit your body. Wearing a dress that is too tight is not sexy. In fact, most guys will think you are trashy. You do not have to dress up all the time, but skip the jeans and t-shirt when you are out on the prowl for a guy.

Style your hair and do not overdue the makeup. You want to accentuate your looks not make yourself look like a clown. Stick with soft colors and minimize the eye shadow.

It is important that you show you are confident in yourself. Men can appreciate a woman who is confident and can hold her own. Just as important as being confident, so is being independent. The days when women would stay home with the children and the men went out to work are over. Both men and women share jobs equally. Show that you are comfortable in your career, living by yourself and are completely content with staying this way. Most men will respect a woman who is comfortable in her own shoes.

Do not come across as a desperate woman. If anything is a turnoff, it would be this. Women who come across as clingy or needy actually push away men. It is simply not attractive to call a guy’s voicemail 10 times a day or cancel her plans on a daily basis to be with him. A guy likes a girl who can enjoy her own life and fit him into it rather than the other way around.

Get out there and flirt a little. Make eye contact, twirl your hair locks and most importantly, smile. There is nothing more inviting than a big smile. You can even go so far as to give him a flirty wink. Let the guys out there know that you are fun, open and inviting. This alone will have a handful of guys at your side fighting to buy you a drink.

Exciting update everyone, Libby just got a position with a dragons den company that sells this lumbar pillow that apparently does wonders for your back, I expect freebies!

Today and yesterday and for the last year or so, the news has been full of the goings on of Katie Price - formally known as the glamour model "Jordan" for those of you wise enough to stay away from the media.

It infuriates me! What has this apparently shallow person done to remain permanently in the limelight. Several years ago she found fame by exposing her ever increasing breasts and that should have been it. She should have faded into the memory to be talked about years hence when the men who ogled her are middle aged, sitting around a table saying "Do you remember….". Unfortunately I fear that years from now she will still be there, on the news, celebrating her ninth marriage or something like that.

So the news this week is that Katie has married again, just a month or so after dumping her new husband live on air after she walked out of the jungle. And this begs another question - "What is he thinking???". Of course they have married because they are in love.

Well I put it to them that they don’t know the meaning of the word! It may be that there is an attraction and by all means that should be explored, in private, but it does not mean that they need to walk down th aisle. Give it some time, see how you get on, not over a few months but at their age over a couple of years and then, perhaps, make it formal.

So by writing this what have I achieved? Well sadly it’s more fame for Jordan isn’t it. Just the fact that a seemingly intelligent middle aged man has bothered to spend some of his valuable time in writing about such a trivial piece of "news" has given fuel to the ever demanding desire for this, in my opinion, quite worthless person’s fame!

Come on news editors - cut it out, stop highlighting these people, (she’s not the only one you pander to) and bring us some information about the trurly worthy!

Listen up all of you, I have important news about the val disere chalet bookings for our New Years trip. Saturday is the last chance for the overall cost, please get it to me as soon as you can.