Loopy Lou |

To get in to the right frame of mind for reading this outstanding article you will need to clear your mind of beautiful people and the joy they bring. You will need to imagine you are lying in bed with the covers over your head, and that a certain smell which normally clears people from a room faster than you can say “pwoahh! Who did that?!” is actually quite beautiful. For visiting the web-site Uglyfugly.com is not for the faint-hearted. It is a terrifying test of endurance that could very well make a stereotypically beautiful person’s heart stop beating at once!

I know this because I am one—a stereotypically beautiful person, that is—and it almost killed me perusing this site. So consider me a national or world-hero. I have gone there and reviewed it so you don’t have to–unless you are not a stereotypically beautiful person, in which case you should be fine.

I don’t know what it is, but one look at this car-crash of a web-site just wasn’t enough to satisfy my morbidly morbid curiosity. I think I went back a second and a third time because I needed to make sure I really did see faces that ugly. It reminds me of watching Nightmare On Elm Street again: needing to see a second time to make sure I could see the prosthetics and fake blood–

Sadly, though, there is no fake anything to be found at Uglyfugly.com. All the people on here are, as far as my ugly-dar can tell, 100% real organic ugliness. And it’s not only just conventionally ugly people either, no, because that wouldn’t be enough, would it? No, on here you’ll find reinventions of Uglyness, mutilations that make Freddy Krueger look like Brad Pitt, and people so unconventionally ugly that after a while they become actually quite beautiful!

Finally, I need to relish in a new purchase. I have just bought the nicest newton running shoes that I have ever owned. Toronto Marathon, here I come!